Funny Headline of the Day

Just to brighten up your Tuesday, a headline which looks like it must have come from The Onion, but is actually from The Wall Street Journal

Bush Approval Ratings Slip

Huh? "Slipped"? How? How could it possibly fall lower? Did Barney and the Twins suddenly break down and give him a bad rating when Quinnipac called the White House for a sample? Did Condi give him a thumbs down?

We've got two years left, and at this point I full expect the day to come when we'll see Wolf Blitzer doing his Sunday morning show come on and say, "A new poll released this week indicates that the approval ratings of President George W. Bush are now....

... oh, fuck it. Cut to commercial."