John Bolton: Sexeeeee Machine! Disco Fever! Yeah!

This just in from Raw Story. John Bolton may have been a lot more... errr, "active" during the disco era than his staid demeanor would suggest. These recent allegations indicate that he forced his first wife to have group sex at Plato's Retreat in New York City, and she eventually fled from him in fear, taking most of the family possessions with her. Of all people, this breaking news is coming from Larry Flynt, editor of Hustler Magazine, but it's still interesting. I swear, however, that if he comes up with nude pictures of Bolton, I'm out of here.

The records show that Bolton's wife left him during a trip to Vienna in two weeks in 1982 and never returned. The records further show that she took most of the couple’s furniture.

Corroborated allegations that Mr. Bolton’s first wife, Christina Bolton, was forced to engage in group sex have not been refuted by the State Department despite inquires posed by Hustler magazine publisher Larry Flynt concerning the allegations. Mr. Flynt has obtained information from numerous sources that Mr. Bolton participated in paid visits to Plato’s Retreat, the popular swingers club that operated in New York City in the late 1970s and early 1980s.


“The first Mrs. Bolton’s conduct raises the presumption that she fled out of fear for her safety or, at a minimum, it demonstrates that Mr. Bolton’s established inability to communicate or work respectfully with others extended to his intimate family relations,” said Mr. Flynt. “The court records alone provide sufficient basis for further investigation of nominee Bolton by the Senate.” These court records are enclosed here as an attachment. Mr. Flynt continued, “The U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations must be free of any potential source of disrepute or blackmail.”