George W. Bush: Award Winning President

While he may never win a pulitzer for his linguistic abilities, good ole' Dubya brought home the bacon at last night's Razzie Awards. The erstwhile president took top honors as the worst actor portraying a president in Michael Moore's film, Farenheit 9/11. The film also took first place honors in three other categories, with Britney Spears taking worst supporting actress as a mindless Hollywood bimbo popping her gum and saying that we should support Presiden Bush, "no matter what." Rumsfelt took worst supporting actor, and Condi Rice claimed half of the "worst screen couple" along with Bush.

By the way, kudos to Halle Berry who actually showed up for the awards, and accepted her award in person. (A first for a top line actor or actress.) She said her mother tought her that to be a good winner, you have to be a good loser. She gets my personal quote of the day award for,

She thanked everyone involved in "Catwoman," a film she said took her from the top of her profession to the bottom.

"I want to thank Warner Brothers for casting me in this piece of shit," she said as she dragged her agent on stage and warned him "next time read the script first."

You go, girl.