Red Alert, Al Qaeda responsible for Mt. St. Helens

Thanks to magpie over at Pacific Views for the tip


Al Qaeda May Be Controlling Mt. St. Helens, Warns White House

The Administration raised the nation's terror alert status to "red" as it announced that the seismic activity under Mt. Saint Helens was probably induced by Al Qaeda operatives based in Seattle.

"This is what the nation gets for favoring John Kerry in the debate last week," said White House spokesman Scott McClellan, sternly shaking his finger at the assembled journalists. "Clearly, the terrorist community saw the Democratic victory as a sign of weakness, and felt free to move forward with this diabolical plan."

A second long tremor early Sunday and an increase in volcanic gases strongly suggest magma is moving inside, researchers from the U.S. Geological Survey said. The mountain's alert was raised to Level 3, the highest possible, after a volcanic tremor was detected Saturday for the first time since before the mountain's 1980 eruption.

"The evidence is pretty clear," McClellan explained. "Osama Bin Laden is a major terrorist bent on world domination. Terrorists bent on world domination are fond of grandiose, destructive plans such as detonating volcanoes. Logically, the eruption of this volcano must be the work of a terrorist."

It must be true, it was confirmed by the same organizations that brought us WMD in Iraq and "greeted as liberators". OK Drudge and FOX, spread the word.