Can we just do it until I need glasses?

Some possble bad news for Hugh Hefner.

Viagra Causes Blindness

U.S. health regulators said on Friday they have received more than 40 reports of a type of blindness in men taking impotence drugs, mostly involving Pfizer Inc.'s Viagra, but have not determined if the medicines were responsible.

The U.S. Food and Drug Administration said it has received about 38 reports of the rare condition among Viagra users, four reports among users of Eli Lilly and Co.'s Cialis and one report in a man who took Levitra, made by GlaxoSmithKline Plc.

Don't tell us that your mother didn't warn you about this when you were young. Ah, well. I'm glad they're going to find this out before I reach the point that I need it.

EDIT: Oh, wait! I've got it! Since they're giving Viagra to all of the sex offenders in New York on the taxpayers' dime, maybe this is a subversive plot to make them all go blind so they won't be able to find the women and children to molest them. As they say in the Guiness commercials... "BRILLIANT!"