The things we miss

From the "stories you didn't want to hear" file:

NORWICH, N.Y. -- A man and a teenager have been charged with forcibly tattooing an obscenity on the forehead of a 17-year-old boy, police said Monday.

Officer Craig Berry declined to describe the tattoo, except to say it was a phrase.

'It's just ludicrous that someone would do something like this to another person,' Berry said."

Holy mother of flipper! That town is less than an hour from me. I should go up there and check this out.