And now back to the "real" news

The western world's ambassador from the 16th century has been encrypted and the body that belonged to Terri Schiavo 15 years ago has been turned ashes. Maybe now we can get back to the "real" news. Do I mean the never ending middle east wars, the rapidly growing deficit, Tom DeLay's total lack of ethics; no, of course not, I'm talking about the Michael Jackson trial. Thank God we can get back to the really important news.