Something a bit lighter

Much like Ron's position below, I'm not all that inclined to visit Middle Earth Journal on Easter and start yet another long tirade against political malfeasance. Instead, I think, we should allow the People's Republic of Seabrook to take the helm and point out one of the lurking dangers truly threatening our country, but apparently being completely ignored by the Department of Homeland Security. The danger? Cruise ships full of gay nudists on the high seas.

Hmm…I dunno…maybe they were worried that THE GAY BOMB was on board? I mean, really…can you think of a collection of people that could possibly pose LESS of a threat than a gaggle of gay nudists?

What threat could these people pose? Was the government of St. Kitts & Nevis afraid that the passengers, if allowed onshore, would spontaneously break out into Broadway show tunes? Or perhaps that the local bars would experience a run on Pina Coladas? Or, even worse, were they frightened that the passengers would strip the local boutiques of everything Dolce & Gabbana?