Christianity for Republicans, a short course

MATTHEW 6
Beware of practicing your piety before men in order to be seen by them; for then you will have no reward from your Father who is in heaven.
² "Thus, when you give alms, sound no trumpet before you, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, that they may be praised by men. ³ But when you give alms do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, ⁴ so that your alms may be in secret; and your Father who sees in secret will reward you.
⁵ And when you pray, you must not be like the hypocrites; for they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and at the street corners, that they may be seen by men. Truly, I say to you, they have their reward. ⁶ But when you pray, go into your room and shut the door and pray to your Father who sees in secret and will reward you.
⁷ And in praying do not heap up empty phrases as the Gentiles do; for they think that they will be heard for their many words. ⁸ Do not be like them, for your Father knows what you need before you ask him. ⁹ Pray like this:

Our Father who art in heaven
Hallowed be thy name.
¹⁰ Thy kingdom come
Thy will be done,
On earth as it is in heaven.
¹¹ Give us this day our daily bread;
¹² And forgive us our debts.
As we also have forgiven our debtors;
¹³ And lead us not into temptation,
But deliver us from evil.

¹⁴ For if you forgive men their trespasses, your heavenly Father also will forgive you;
¹⁵ but if you do not forgive men their trespasses neither will your Father forgive your trespasses.