In Honor of the Holiday

I bring to you this completely random, turkey related link, Big Fat Turkey.

There's a big fat turkey on my gran'pa's farm,
and he thinks he's very gay.
He spreads his tail into a great big fan,
And he struts around all day.

You should hear him gobble at the girls and boys;
He thinks he's singing when he makes that noise.
He'll sing his song another way,
Upon Thanksgiving Day.

Have a good and safe holiday, everyone.