Some snobish liberal humor

Just to prove that we liberals are indeed pompous snobs here is some snobish humor I received from a friend.

Some Walmart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item: Walmart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range. While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Walmart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for cheap wine, said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University in Bristol, R.I. She said: "The right name is important."
So, here we go:
The Top 12 suggested names for Walmart Wine:

• 12. Chateau Traileur Parc


• 11. White Trashfindel


• 10. Big Red Gulp


• 9. Grape Expectations


• 8. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays"


• 7. NASCARbernet


• 6. Chef Boyardeaux


• 5. Peanut Noir


• 4. Chateau des Moines


• 3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!


• 2. World Championship Riesling


• 1. Nasti Spumante

I deleted the part about possum meat and squirl meat.