New Polls

Jazz over at Running Scared has some new polls that put polling into perspective.
My favorite:

And lastly, a poll of all bloggers who run websites with the phrase "runscared" in their titles indicates that Bush will not only lose the election, but will be eviscerated and his entrails fed to a new species of carnivorous donkeys wearing convention hats. The donkeys will then steal Bush Cheney 04 signs from a number of kindergarten children and eat them as well.

Will they eat the signs or the children?
Go check out the rest.