Ketchup Please

The following was emailed to me this morning:

On yesterday's NEVER program "Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me" it was reported that at one of the restaurants in Madison Square Garden last week all the bottles of ketchup had been removed from the tables. When the NEVER reporter asked for some ketchup for his "freedom fries" the waiter smiled and brought a plain saucer into which some ketchup had been poured; the waiter said the [Heinz] ketchup bottles had been removed to avoid offending some Republicans.

This is so petty and ridiculous that I'm not going to say anymore except these are the same people who mocked the sacrifices of all American soldiers by wearing bandaids with purple hearts on them during the convention.