I Robot

I don't know if Issac Asimov would approve but Bilmon has modified the Three Laws of Robotics so it applies to Republicans.

1. A Republican may not injure a corporation, or, through inaction, allow a corporation to come to harm.

2. A Republican must obey the orders given it by corporations except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

3. A Republican must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

It should work as most elected Republicans appear to be robots controlled by Cheney and DeLay anyway.